A Field Guide to Typestaches

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THE POSTER OF YOUR DREAMS!

Fine Print: Don't forget to tell all of your friends that wished they had an awesome mustache like you!

Stachless Solutions

Do you find yourself wanting to grow an awesomely awesome mustache but can't because your white boy genes wont allow it? Well in honor of no-shave-November I felt bad for those who are half way through the month and have nothing to show for it- So I have found the solution for you! A bunch of them actually...

Here we have a cork screw/ bottle opener mustache. Perfect for the boozer with no stache- Unfortunately the girl is not included mainly because she can probably grow a better mustache than you.

Below we have your basic handlebar mustaches in assorted colours. If you are desperate and okay with people knowing this, then this is your best option. You might need to carry around glue with you when it starts to fall off but its okay. Right?! Better than walking around with the shame of not being able to grow any lip hair.

If you happen to frequent the beach and the outdoors then this is the stache substitute for you, good sir! There is no threat of your beautiful mustache getting wet and you can even take it off when the weather gets too hot- Ow owww take it all off!

Definitely my favorite!

If you are not a white boy and can grow facial hair and want to share your awesomely awesome stache feel free to send it my way, brah!