Stachs lead to Greatness

Notice how all the greats have some sort of mustache.Whether it was a great comedian, a great scientist or just a great wack job.

Time to grow a mustache bro. If anything it will make your stupid ass look better.hint*hint*nudge*nudge*wink*wink* *SLAP!*

Disclaimer: If you grow a mustache there is no guarantee you will be the great scientist. Most likely outcome is the great wack-job. Sorry brah!