Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Handlebar Mustache= Alcohol


What I've learnt from this commercial is that if you have a handlebar mustache you will be given alcohol.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Stachless Solutions

Do you find yourself wanting to grow an awesomely awesome mustache but can't because your white boy genes wont allow it? Well in honor of no-shave-November I felt bad for those who are half way through the month and have nothing to show for it- So I have found the solution for you! A bunch of them actually...

Here we have a cork screw/ bottle opener mustache. Perfect for the boozer with no stache- Unfortunately the girl is not included mainly because she can probably grow a better mustache than you.



Below we have your basic handlebar mustaches in assorted colours. If you are desperate and okay with people knowing this, then this is your best option. You might need to carry around glue with you when it starts to fall off but its okay. Right?! Better than walking around with the shame of not being able to grow any lip hair.


handlebar


If you happen to frequent the beach and the outdoors then this is the stache substitute for you, good sir! There is no threat of your beautiful mustache getting wet and you can even take it off when the weather gets too hot- Ow owww take it all off!
Definitely my favorite!
If you are not a white boy and can grow facial hair and want to share your awesomely awesome stache feel free to send it my way, brah!



Tuesday, November 1, 2011

GROW A MUSTACHE, SILLY!

So, If you are like me and tend to watch shows that make you want to go and hike Mount Kilimanjaro or swim across the Pacific Ocean, without any formal training then this show is for you!
EXPEDITION IMPOSSIBLE! Winners Team Gypsy probably won because of their mustaches (they give you super powers). Lets be honest here, the cops and firefighters couldn't beat this hip trio simply because they didn't have mustaches.

What have we learned? GROW A MUSTACHE, SILLY!